dreamland

1. text post Fri, Sep. 02, 2011

   feelingmoganun:

    

   Boy: Marry me?
   Girl: Do you have a house?
   Boy: None but…
   Girl: Do you have a BMW car?
   Boy: None but…
   Girl: How much is your salary?
   Boy: No salary but…
   Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please!

   *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE*
   
   Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS?

   

   (via simplyk3)

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